My mom's been here for a few days visiting from back home. We have our highs and lows, where we have tons of fun (like when we shop--loving her debit card!) or when we lay out on the beach and enjoy some sun. Our lows consist of one of us annoying the other...but I don't know of any two women that don't annoy each other at time. Do you? If so-- one of you probably isn't a woman.
Tonight me, Will, and Mom are sitting on three separate sofas (actually Will's on a puffy chair--we only have two sofas, he got rid of TWO before we got married...bringing the couch grand total down to two, thanksfully) each with our own laptops in our laps. It's quite the 2010 model, if you ask me. Anyway, the topic of men shaving their chests came up. Not sure how.
We got to talking about levels of hairiness for men. Here's what I broke it down to. I don't know if they agreed. What do you think?
Not Hairy: light colored hair on legs, countable hairs on chest (God would not have noted in the Bible that He can count the hairs on this man's chest--because it wouldn't have been very impressive....like grains of sand, etc.) and less underarm hair than I can grow. Yes, it's one of my downfalls. But don't judge...I can go DAYS without shaving my legs--and that's more surface area to cover. Give me the underarms any day.
Hairy: Enough hair on a man's legs that it can be seen from a distance. An amount on the chest that provides a pillow for the wife... and underarm hair that sometimes looks gross. That's "hairy."
Really Hairy: Now these are the men who have hair covering both their chests and their stomachs...enough hair on their legs that if you were a bug and started crawling through it--you'd feel like the Szalinski's from "Honey I Shrunk the Kids" when they ventured through the grass lawn.
Too Hairy: Now these guys have what I like to call "angel wings." The hair on their back isn't random enough for their wives to occasionally pluck with tweezers while the lean over to brush their teeth at night (like the "hairy" men exdure). The hair on their back is thick.. Waxing could be involved-- we're talking "Hitch." Did you see that movie? funny- you should. And finally, the hair isn't just on their arms...it has extended onto their hands. Basically, they'd be warm in lieu of clothing.
